If you have made it this far, congratulations! You are undoubtably a noble and handsome or fair individual, and you are in for, well, you're in for something. If you recieved a mail copy of the letter, you will find that you may choose to read one, or all, of the alternate letters promised. If you didn't recieve a mail version of our letter, don't fret! It's not that we esteem you any less, it just means you're a part of our elite "Red Alert Mother Earth Green Initiative Strike Force Alpha", where we have tried to reduce our carbon footprint and blah blah blah...Our standard holiday letter (if such a thing exists) can also be found here, as well as the special editions.
Anyways, enjoy. We'll see you in another 365.